Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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