Me. At least after what I've been through.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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