We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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