U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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