The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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