I am puke
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We had to coat check the pizza.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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