That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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