I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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