I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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