im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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