I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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