I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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