I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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