Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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