Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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