I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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