therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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