There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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