she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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