Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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