You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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