D3 body, D1 cock
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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