I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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