Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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