It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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