so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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