i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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