is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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