you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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