Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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