you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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