The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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