Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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