I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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