is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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