Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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