You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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