I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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