Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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