Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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