that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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