You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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