You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
