He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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