I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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