I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?