Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
worst night to have a conscience
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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