He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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