So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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