it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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