hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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