I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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