I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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