and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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